Quotations and phrases - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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