Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
-- Sid Caesar
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
-- Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
-- Sid Caesar
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesar
When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.
-- Sid Caesar



