Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
-- Red Barber
He's sitting in the catbird seat.
-- Red Barber
Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.
-- Red Barber
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
-- Red Barber
When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
-- Red Barber
When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
-- Red Barber
Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
-- Red Barber
You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.
-- Red Barber



