All quotations and phrases said by Nancy Cartwright including famous quotes

Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
-- Nancy Cartwright

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I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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I will not get very far with this attitude.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
-- Nancy Cartwright

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