All quotations and phrases said by Moe Howard including famous quotes

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
-- Moe Howard

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I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
-- Moe Howard

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Only fools are positive.
-- Moe Howard

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We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.
-- Moe Howard

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