All quotations and phrases said by Michael Flanders including famous quotes

Eating people is wrong.
-- Michael Flanders

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If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways.
-- Michael Flanders

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If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads.
-- Michael Flanders

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One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.
-- Michael Flanders

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The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!
-- Michael Flanders

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