All quotations and phrases said by Leslie Nielsen including famous quotes

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

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The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
-- Leslie Nielsen

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The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.
-- Leslie Nielsen

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