A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
-- John Ratzenberger
After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.
-- John Ratzenberger
Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.
-- John Ratzenberger
But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.
-- John Ratzenberger
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.
-- John Ratzenberger
Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.
-- John Ratzenberger
From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
-- John Ratzenberger
Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.
-- John Ratzenberger
I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.
-- John Ratzenberger
I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.
-- John Ratzenberger
I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.
-- John Ratzenberger
I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.
-- John Ratzenberger
I tell young actors, especially in L.A., give themselves an extra hour. Show up early and get the lay of the land.
-- John Ratzenberger
I worked with top directors like John Schlesinger and Richard Attenborough, some of the best directors in the world.
-- John Ratzenberger
I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.
-- John Ratzenberger
I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons parents try to instill in their sons and daughters.
-- John Ratzenberger
I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.
-- John Ratzenberger
In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.
-- John Ratzenberger
In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals.
-- John Ratzenberger
In school we said the Pledge of Allegiance and in summer marched in parades on streets decorated with American flags.
-- John Ratzenberger
In showbiz, you've gotta surround yourself with real, down-home people. They'll keep you straight.
-- John Ratzenberger
It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.
-- John Ratzenberger
On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away.
-- John Ratzenberger
So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.
-- John Ratzenberger
So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.
-- John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
-- John Ratzenberger
The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so the best thing for me to do was audition, help out, do carpentry, whatever it took to get me on that project.
-- John Ratzenberger
The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at its core contemptuous of the country that gave them better lives than nearly 100 percent of everybody who's ever lived. And they pass that contempt along for everyone to see.
-- John Ratzenberger
There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.
-- John Ratzenberger
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.
-- John Ratzenberger
They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what your country can do for you, but from what you can do for your country.
-- John Ratzenberger
To them, the real United States is just flyover country.
-- John Ratzenberger
Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character for seven episodes. Eleven years and 22 Emmys later, Cliff was still sitting at that bar.
-- John Ratzenberger
When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.
-- John Ratzenberger
You'll be tested every single day.
-- John Ratzenberger
You've got to write for your audience.
-- John Ratzenberger



