All quotations and phrases said by Gilda Radner including famous quotes

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.
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Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
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Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
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Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.
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I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
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I'm so full I can't hear.
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Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
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The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.
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While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.
-- Gilda Radner

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You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
-- Gilda Radner

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