Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.
-- Doris Day
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
-- Doris Day
Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
-- Doris Day
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
-- Doris Day
Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit.
-- Doris Day
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.
-- Doris Day



