All quotations and phrases said by Claudette Colbert including famous quotes

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
-- Claudette Colbert

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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
-- Claudette Colbert

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I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
-- Claudette Colbert

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I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.
-- Claudette Colbert

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If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
-- Claudette Colbert

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It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
-- Claudette Colbert

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It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
-- Claudette Colbert

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Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
-- Claudette Colbert

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
-- Claudette Colbert

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother.
-- Claudette Colbert

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