I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
-- Burt Reynolds
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.
-- Burt Reynolds
Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
-- Burt Reynolds
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
-- Burt Reynolds
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
-- Burt Reynolds
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
-- Burt Reynolds
You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.
-- Burt Reynolds



