All quotations and phrases said by Broderick Crawford including famous quotes

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.
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I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
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I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.
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I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
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I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.
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I was always the second heavy.
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I'm a lousy reader.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
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I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.
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I've made my peace with myself.
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I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.
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If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.
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It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
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My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
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So don't applaud. Just send me the check.
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The play was a tremendous success except when I came out to Hollywood I found that all I could get were half-wit roles.
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When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
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