I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady.
-- Anne Robinson
I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'.
-- Anne Robinson
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?
-- Anne Robinson
Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.
-- Anne Robinson
Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?
-- Anne Robinson



