Quotations and phrases

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
-- Amy Sedaris

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
-- Amy Sedaris

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
-- Amy Sedaris

I always find something to keep me busy.
-- Amy Sedaris

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
-- Amy Sedaris

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
-- Amy Sedaris

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
-- Amy Sedaris

I have no desire to carry a movie.
-- Amy Sedaris

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
-- Amy Sedaris

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, I'll just try to listen to my friends, and they'll say the same thing over and over again.
-- Amy Sedaris

I live in the moment.
-- Amy Sedaris

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
-- Amy Sedaris

I swear I want to be a food model.
-- Amy Sedaris

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
-- Amy Sedaris

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
-- Amy Sedaris

I'm not a first-place person.
-- Amy Sedaris

I'm not ambitious.
-- Amy Sedaris

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
-- Amy Sedaris

My characters always like themselves.
-- Amy Sedaris

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
-- Amy Sedaris

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.
-- Amy Sedaris

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and he's really good.
-- Amy Sedaris

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
-- Amy Sedaris

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
-- Amy Sedaris

They live between seven and nine years and sometimes they grow up to be teenagers but she said that my rabbit was actually really laid back.
-- Amy Sedaris

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
-- Amy Sedaris

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.
-- Amy Sedaris

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
-- Amy Sedaris

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